A good way to increase sexual tension in conversation is by using sexual topics. Don’t think that sex is a taboo subject when speaking to a girl, but it is another way of planting an idea in her mind. However, whatever you’re saying, do not bring up any sexual experiences with past partners or ex relationships. Girls hate those conversation topics. You can talk about the subject without mentioning other partners. Such as, my favorite, “I think it’s unfair that you girls have 9 different kinds of orgasms and men only have two. Unfortunately, I know 7 of the 9.” However, whatever you’re stating, they might call bullshit on you, so by all means, back it up! I used that line once and was called out on it. Luckily for me, I improvised my way into bringing up the different sounds of orgasms that women make, which made her laugh a lot. So after meeting her, I decided to research the different 9 that they can have. The following girl who I met that week, called me out on that line too and when I educated her on the fact, it really turned her on. In the woman’s mind, a man who is educated in sex is most likely great in bed.
Sexual metaphors are a good way to introduce sexual topics into a conversations. It’s also a good idea to use to create a stronger comfortability (as long as they have a great sense of humor). I use a lot of sexual metaphors when it comes “game” because I find the result to be quite fascinating. One thing that sexual metaphors can do is (like before) plant the sexual notion in their mind. Another thing is that it creates a bridge to teasing, or as others would say, “negs”.
Example:
Me: Oh my God, you are as cool as ice cream! I just want to spread you on a cone and lick you!
Girl: hahahaha, what?!
Me: What? You don’t like ice cream? How can you not like ice cream?
Sexual puns can also be used the same way. Sexual puns can sound corny, but it can really create the same results as sexual metaphors. Here is another example:
Me: You are just too cute! You remind me of a puppy! I just want to hold you, hug you, adopt you, and make you my bitch!
Girl: hahahahaha, what?!
Me: What? You don’t like puppies?
Then the teasing can go from there. Sexual puns and metaphors is a great way to increase sexual tension and comfortability. The reason why I say comfortability is because, depending on their sense of humor, laughter is a great way to create a higher comfortability. Also the ability to create these puns and metaphors can make you look smart and witty.
On Tuesday night, Dean, D-O-Double G, Seige and I went to Zuzu attempting to pick up some girls at a lesbian bar. I spy two girls sitting down on a stool. I walk up and said hello. I introduce Dean, since he was closest to me at the time. We all started talking. As we were talking, I made a quick joke and they began laughing. From there, I began to talk to the one closest to me. She was amazingly hot. I lean in towards her and said the cookie pun I made up. She laughed hysterically, and whispered it to her friend and the two began to laugh hysterically. Then I said, “Ok, maybe THAT came out the wrong way. Let me rephrase it” then I said the ice cream pun. They were laughing hysterically again, and Dean looked at me and said, “Mike, what are you telling these girls?” I told him I’ll tell him later. Then I leaned in again and said, “Your laughter is just so cute” and said the puppy metaphor. They laughed again and was like, “What?!” and I replied, “What? You don’t like puppies? Well, I don’t know if we can work out together, then.” Their laughter grew louder and from there they introduced Dean and I to their friends and just when we were getting close, they had to close. They told me to come visit them in Long Island sometime and to keep in touch. Then they gave me their number without me asking.
Basically, all I was doing was making one pun after another, one metaphor after another. I didn’t start out with it, but after building on the comfortability level, I easily got away with it. A few others that night, once I got them laughing and laughing, I toned it down, then raised it up again. Like a yo-yo. Unfortunately, those other girls wasn’t too fond of dick.
Use these metaphors and puns as a bridge to enhance the comfortability and stay strong about what you say to maintain the attraction. This can also be a bridge into sexual topics. These can also be a way to neg them because they are seeing it in a sexual light as opposed to it’s opposite meaning.
What are some sexual metaphors and puns that you people can come up with?
~DSM~